Lily is at it again!!

I really don't know where she gets this stuff, but it is pretty funny!!
The other night Jake and I were in bed, Lily was in bed upstairs, and we were just chillin for the evening, when Lily came downstairs complaining of the cold. We let her in our bed to snuggle and get warm, and a few minutes later I asked her if she was warm yet, and in a most plaintive voice she declared "No, my hands are cold, my feet are cold, and even my bottom that I am laying on is still cold!" I don't know if she ever got her bottom warm, but it was pretty hilarious! On to the next one...here is how our conversation went:
We were driving under a freeway overpass and lily was looking up at the pidgeons that station themselves all along the freeway eaves.
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lily: Mom, do pidgeons have cars?
mom: No honey, they don't why do you ask?
lily: Because every time we go to Jaliscos for dinner, they poop on our car, and I just thought that maybe we should go poop on their cars.
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Man! If ever you need comic relief, just stay in the same room with this little precocious almost 6 year old, and it won't be long before you laugh your head off!!!